Oh? You’re a girl and you think you’re a GAMER?

Well I’ve got news for you, honey. 

You’re not a gamer until you’ve playeD REAL GAMES

like CREATURES, LEMMINGS, KID PIX, AND ODDBALLZ? 

WHAt’S THAT? YOU’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ODDBALZZ?

PLAY THIS BEFORE YOU CALL TOYRSELF A FUCKING GAMER, BABE

WHAT, YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED IGGY’S RECKIN’ BALLS AND YOU CALL YOUSEFL A FUCKING GAMER? FUCK YOU

WE EARN THIS TITLEFucknig castual gamer s like you probably play shit like Maddballs in Babo Invatsion

You guys want to watch me play through this whole game, in like 3 or so episodes, and just have a chill time? This game is so zen. 

rellow1:

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wineforthree:

oh my god isabella

wineforthree:

oh my god isabella

I’m eating hotdogs without mustard. WHAT IS THIS, THE GREAT DEPRESSION?

pearldelight:

melodyburst:

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

I saw Family Guy on my blog and was really scared someone actually liked this special

I’m very pleased everybody know’s what up. 

One of the more messed up thing about Family Guy is that there are episodes that do show case Meg becoming closer to her family, episodes where they genuinely learn to care and respect her, but it’s specifically mentioned to be thrown out at the end of the episode for the sake of the status quo. Hell, there’s even an episode that deals with Meg getting fed up and saying something in the face of that abuse and highlighting just how horrible the rest of her family is. But Brian, who had spent his subplot of the episode tripping horribly on shrooms (horrible I know), goes on to convince her that she should stay around and keep up with the abuse because the status quo is the only thing keeping her family in some kind of working order.

Needless to say, I wasn’t exactly happy with that shit, especially in the face of this.

I fucking hate Family Guy

firehouselight:

And then all of a sudden that feeling hits you that you’re waaay behind where you should be art skill-wise and you don’t even know where to start improving because you feel so behind so you just kinda sit there like

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fluttersly:

bluhstrider:

girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas

boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,

girl scouts: 10000   boy scouts: 0

Boy Scouts sux, but it needs to get it shit together so all children can and families can have what Girl Scout families have.

Maybe they should start selling sweets themselves too.

I remember always wanting to be in girl scouts as a kid despite being a doodle-haver. 

Boy, suddenly who I am makes a lot more sense looking back at my childhood. 

But yeah, Girl scouts fucking rule. It’s a shame, though. All of the boy scout things are pretty cool activities, but it’s run by fucking nutcases. I know Billy and Mandy was joking, but I kind of wish there was a “Person scouts,” 

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

I saw Family Guy on my blog and was really scared someone actually liked this special

I’m very pleased everybody know’s what up. 

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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qvarantine:

that why

no dogs 
no kings
only man

qvarantine:

that why

no dogs 

no kings

only man